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By Allan Is The MAN on Oct 23, 2012 in: Pick-Up Lines, Pinoy Pick Up Lines, Humour and Quotations
MONKEY ka ba? Kasi inakyat mo na isip ko sumabit ka pa sa PUSO ko.... BoOoOom... -------------------------- Kailan ba kita pwedeng tubusin? Ha? Bakit? Kasi sobra-sobra na ang interes ko sayo eh. -------------------------- CONTINUE READING HER...
By Change is Coming on Sep 8, 2012 in: quotes, Miriam, Miriam Defensor - Santiago, Sen. Miriam Defensor - Santiago, senator, pick-up lines, beauty, ugly, beautiful, maganda, pangit, in filipino
“Huwag mong insultuhin ang taong pangit, dahil sila ang rason kung bakit ka maganda.” - Sen. Miriam Defensor - Santiago...
By Allan Is The MAN on Sep 6, 2012 in: Pick-Up Lines, Jokes, Humour and Quotations
Bigas ka ba? Bakit? Kasi ang sarap mong isako eh. ----------------- Turnilyo ka ba? Bakit? Kasi sa tuwing umiikot ka sa isip ko, lalo kang bumabaon sa puso ko. ----------------- CONTINUE READING HERE >>>...
By Allan Is The MAN on Aug 16, 2012 in: Pick-Up Lines, Pinoy Jokes, Humour and Quotations
Mermaid ka ba? Bakit? Kasi Mermaid by heaven ..ahii :) ----------------- Mangga ka ba? Bakit? Kasi Mangga-gamit ka!! BOOM! ----------------- Ginawa ka rin ba ni Steve Jobs? Bakit? Kasi you're my APPLE of my eye. -----------------...
By Allan Is The MAN on Jul 7, 2012 in: Call Me Maybe, Renato Corona, Pick-Up Lines, Pinoy Jokes, Humour and Quotations
Girl 1: (kumakain ng Nagaraya) Gusto mo? Girl 2: Ayoko. Tinitigyawat ako sa mani eh. Girl 1: Ay talaga? Ako kasi sa mukha lang eh. -------------- Girl: Aso ka ba? Boy: Bakit? Girl: Kasi sinaktan mo ko. Boy: Oh nasaan yung aso dun? Girl: Aw. &...
By Allan Is The MAN on Jun 1, 2012 in: Pick-Up Lines, Jokes, Humour and Quotations
------------------ BOY: Miss, kawayan ka ba? GIRL: Bakit? BOY: Ikaw ang gusto kong makasama haBAMBOOhay. BOOM! ------------------ BOY: Miss, make up kit ka ba? GIRL: Bakit? BOY: Kasi ikaw ang nagpapaganda ng buhay ko. BOOM! ------------------...
By Allan Is The MAN on May 26, 2012 in: Pick-Up Lines, Humour and Quotations
China ka ba? Bakit? Kasi inangkin mo na ang puso ko ehh. BOOM! ------------- BOY: Blackberry ka ba? GIRL: Bakit? BOY: kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo.. pero mas maganda kung naka-BOLD ka.. :) ------------- BOY: Miss, Ketchup ka ba? GIRL: Ba...