"Bar Jokes" Blogs & Blog Posts

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha...

A gorgeous lady was sitin alone in a bar.Guy: Hi There!The lady ignored him.Guy: You caught my atenti0n as i enter the bar, is it ok to get your nember?Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in boracay , millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, th...