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on Jun 19, 2011 in: Marriage jokes
Fact or fiction (you make the call): 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. 2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin… they can’t face each other, but, they still stay togeth...
on Mar 3, 2011 in: Funny jokes
Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"Army: "No pain, No gain!"Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"...
on Nov 20, 2010 in: Office Jokes
"They told me at the blood bank thismight happen.""This is just a 15 minute power-nap asdescribed in that time management course you sent me.""Whew! Guess I left the top offthe White-Out You probably got here just in time!""I wasn't sleeping! I was...
on Nov 19, 2010 in: Juan at Pedro
Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat atbumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag...
on Nov 19, 2010 in: School jokes
Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher..aTeacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?B...
A gorgeous lady was sitin alone in a bar.Guy: Hi There!The lady ignored him.Guy: You caught my atenti0n as i enter the bar, is it ok to get your nember?Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in boracay , millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, th...
on Nov 19, 2010 in: Bar jokes
RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha...
