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By MUM's d'WORD on Feb 7, 2013 in: Musings, Short Musings, d-bag, douchebag, mumsdword, waking up on the wrong side of
(“Gago ka! Hindi ako tanga! Katayin kita dyan, e, ha!”) “You fool! I’m not stupid! Come here and I’ll tear you apart!” (“Posasan kita dyan, makita mo, gago!”) “Want me to cuff you, you punk?!̶...
By MUM's d'WORD on Feb 1, 2013 in: Humor, Musings, Short Musings, cool as ice, lame-ass repartee, mumsdword, rap, repartee, vanilla ice
I grew up listening to once famous (now infamous) white rapper Vanilla Ice. While I was giving props to the I-C-E by rapping his hit rap song (“Cool as Ice”), wife butted in and was quick to give her piece of mind about my rapping à la V...
By MUM's d'WORD on Jan 27, 2013 in: Humor, Musings, Short Musings, inconspicuous pepper grinders, mumsdword, wooden pepper grinders
Illegal logging or restaurants’ way of recycling broken wooden table legs? Whatever it is, it’s overkill, hehe. Photo courtesy of marl1225 Filed under: Humor, Musings, Short Musings Tagged: inconspicuous pepper grinders, mumsdword, wooden...
By MUM's d'WORD on Jan 27, 2013 in: Humor, Musings, Short Musings, inconspicuous pepper grinders, mumsdword, wooden pepper grinders
Illegal logging or restaurants’ way of recycling broken wooden table legs? Whatever it is, it’s overkill, hehe. Photo courtesy of marl1225 Filed under: Humor, Musings, Short Musings Tagged: inconspicuous pepper grinders, mumsdword, wooden...
By MUM's d'WORD on Jan 24, 2013 in: Musings, Humor, Short Musings, humor, joke, confusion, funny statement
Sometimes it’s confusing, and, hilarious at the same time, when you come across a statement like this: “Meron akong whole day affair hanggang tanghali.” “I have a whole day affair till noon.” Say what?!? Filed under: Hum...
By MUM's d'WORD on Jan 23, 2013 in: Humor, Short Musings, humor, joke, mumsdword, osculations, sweet kisses
Wife, still nodding in bed, felt my lips softly touching all over her face as I barraged her with my osculations. Later that day, she asked why I didn’t bring her anything when I got home from work. As an excuse I told her: “What do you m...
By MUM's d'WORD on Sep 6, 2012 in: Humor, Musings, Short Musings, eating, food order, take away, take it away, take it away mon, take out, to go
While in Singapore at a McDonald’s, before the departure flight back to Manila, a staff got my order of cheese burger and fries with soda, and then finally asked if it’s for ‘take away.’ As I was paying, I answered, “Um...